aawagga

daftaiyo

THE GIRL BROTHERS

airinyourtires

k-dhd

crystaltoa

Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my brain built an insurmountable wall around it.”

evilrat-sabre

Never look a gift horse in the mouth or so the saying says. A bunch of bullshit if you ask Bdubs, he has some very colorful words to say to the IDIOT that said this for the first time.

Bdubs just looked at the literal gifted horse in the mouth and it frickin exploded.

The short player is thrown across his half mansion shared yard by the impact of the explosion, he stays there for the exact amount of three seconds. Then looking at the 4 smoking hooves of what one day was a horse, he gets up and looks stupidly at his neighbor. He raises his charred eyebrows and asks with the most leveled voice he could muster.

"Doc. WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO THAT HORSE?!"

The creeper cyborg shrugs looking amused.

"Idk what youre talking man. The horse looks fine to me."

He points at the horse that is indeed looking very fine, the white stallion is peacefully eating some wheat, acting like he wasn't just a bunch of charred remains some second ago.

"HOW?!? DOC WHa" Bdubs tries to get close to the horse, but it explodes again when the player tries to touch it.

"The wonders of bioengineering my friend!." The honestly crazy scientist explains happily "I put my Zedaph IOU to good use, if you understand what I am saying." He says giggly, winking his organical eye at Bdubs

"Well, have fun neighbor!"

The creeper hybrid enters his half part of the mansion leaving Bdubs alone to take care of the explosive horse.

…

Bdoubleo100 was blown up by Zed and Doc's totally not explosive horse.

<VintageBeef> You okay there?

<Tango> Zed what did you do?

<Zedaph> science!

<Docm77> vengeance.

<Bdoubleo100> doc committed crimes against nature again.

beardedmrbean

airinyourtires

anexperimentallife

prismatic-bell

I’m 33 and American. This myth is so widespread here I didn’t know the truth until I was TWENTY-NINE. I was literally taught something similar IN COLLEGE—that the Puritans were so reactionary in America as a result of what happened to them in England. And this was in a class about the history of witchcraft accusations and the Salem witch trials. Like, we were taught that they were horrible HERE, but the narrative was still that they faced injustice in England.

This wasn’t a stupid teacher, either. She had her first doctorate and was pursuing a second. Basically everything else I learned in that class checks out. The myth just runs THAT DEEP.